Ying Tong Iddle I Po

The classics in LiveJournal:

OMGz0rrs!! I met this grat boy but Mum and Dad are so like No you not seeing him ‘cos he comes from the Montague estate and I’m like I can see who I like’

So I like go and meet him down our culdeesack and he says he loves me an that. Then I went and locked myself in the bathroom and cried and yelled at them through the door’

Then he goes an’ buys some dodgy skank from this apofacarry-like dude and collapses

I’m so upset I fink I’ll top myself - the Doctors fink that he is aready dead ‘n shit

I’m lazy. Would people on my f’list suggest more interestes I could add to my LJ user info? The ones I have are a bit boring.

The Landlady of Death has now claimed we’ve stolen her toaster. This is a toaster that isn’t on the inventory which was aledgedly stored in cupboards we haven’t opened.

Mmm. That was a good shave. Sometimes one comes out of the shower feeling really clean and this is one of those situations. Probably helped by putting on totally fresh and dried outdoors clothes.

Now if only the thesis could be similarly good. In the past few days the wordcount has only changed by $\epsilon$ but that is good ‘cos I have mostly been rewriting^Wediting what has already been written to make it a little better. Light is appearing at the end of the tunnel now (assuming a mistake my supervisor has found isn’t a mistake as I hope and contend).